First up is Erin @ His and Hers:
If my husband decorated the house, he wouldn’t decorate the house. I am the one in this relationship who feels the need to paint and sew and put nail holes in our walls. Rick is just (willingly) along for the ride. I do think, though, that if he got to make all of the decorating decisions that I do, our house would be full of cords. Unnecessary cords from unnecessary electronics. They’d decorate the walls, the floor, the ceiling. He’d hang Christmas lights on them in December and inflatable toys from them in the summer. (Or would that be a fire hazard? Probably. That’s clearly why I’m in charge of decorating.) And one other thing is certain: there would be absolutely no decorative pillows in the house.
Next is Kelly @ View Along the Way:
This one is easy because I'll just tell you what his house looked like in college when he had free reign and like-minded roommates. The living room boasted no less than THREE Star Wars posters taped to the walls. (Andy just pointed out that two of them might, in fact, have had "really nice" poster frames.) I realize now that this may reflect poorly on me for falling for the guy who lived in the Star Wars house.
The roommates spent $20 on a tan sofa they bought at Goodwill, which lived there for three years. Two of those summers, they took in extra roommates who slept on that sofa every night. Here's the kicker: before we got married, we had a giant yard sale and sold the sofa. Before we put it out to sell, we vacuumed it off. Only then did we realize that the sofa was not tan. It was WHITE. Holy GROSSNESS. That still makes my skin crawl.
Star Wars and nasty sofas. Welcome to my hypothetical home.
Finally, here's Michelle @ Decor and the Dog
If Nate decorated our house, it would look like this…
Okay, this is what our first home looked like before I moved in. And before we had any resemblance of incomes. I don’t know that our home would look this bad. I feel like if Nate was in charge of decorating our home would have the bare essentials. I do feel like those bare essentials would be nice though. Nate is more into quality over quantity. I think he would have a big comfy sectional and a large tv in the living room. Nothing else. No photos. No tchotchkes. I can guarantee you that there would no curtains, rugs, or cow paintings in sight. Luckily I don’t think there would be any camo or animal heads on the wall…but I can’t be sure.
And what about Chris? Are you curious to know what our house would look like if Chris was in charge of decorating it? Well, here's what I think:
Chris's decorating skills have definitely evolved in the ten something years we've known each other. Just before we met, his living room furniture consisted of a plastic lawn chair and a television. That said, if he had free reign now I really think he'd do a good job. Our home would just look very bachelorish. We'd have a lot of mid century modern furniture, natural wood, and glass. He'd probably also hang some black and white photographs on the walls. However, there wouldn't be any accessories, plants, throw pillows, drapes, or anything soft. His style would still be very stark and minimal and hopefully more sophisticated than what I like to call his "lawn chair period".
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24 comments:
I just don't get why dudes don't like throw pillows and curtains...
Hilarious! I've loved each day of this series, but this one is the icing on the cake.
So I just have to say... if David decorated our house, it would be a room in a box. He would go to the furniture store and purchase everything in the little fake living room setup and then bring it home and set it up exactly like it was in the store. Also, Redskins posters and stuff would be mixed in liberally. :) lol.
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If my husband decorated...well, there would be very little on the walls! Just last night he scolded me for putting holes in the walls. He'd have his comfy-to-sleep on couch, his big TV (probably in the bedroom). And I'm not sure what else. He'd definitely be much more contemporary than I am.
What a hoot! A fake "pleather" (yes I said "fake pleather") couch that your legs would stick to on a muggy night was part of the decor in my husband's place when we began dating. Interesting how we have all "trained" our better halves and helped them evolve in the decorating department!
Cathy
this is hilarious! and i am pretty sure my husband would be decorating similarly. maybe i should not say decorating... the house would be totally utilitarian! oh, but he would have throw pillows because he uses them on the couch- they would probably just be white bed pillows. ;)
So funny! My husband's first apartment had two sofas in the living room, one was a southwest design the other a super traditional plaid. (I'm thinking the lawn furniture wasn't any worse than that!)
Hysterical! Before John and I got married, he had made a very sad attempt. A lot of Target furniture (some of which we still use) with "classical art" prints in poster frames (that did not fit) and some Nascar memorabilia. It was NICE.
so funny! my husband would probably just decorate around optimal tv watching. flat screen front and center and a super duper comfortable couch right in front of it. thanks for the post! it was fun!
This is great!! I love Kelly's white couch story!!
BWAHAHAHAA!! Great stories, guys, and an excellent blog swap this week! Loved all of them!
This series was so much fun to read - definitely something that should be done again!
I think my husband would have basic things like a bed and dresser, a small couch, bookcases, and probably a desk. I don't see it being much more than that. There would definitely be a lot of electronics. And if there was art on the wall, it would be the posters he had up in school... like an Abraham Lincoln poster.
A lawn chair and a television! Hahaha. And I can totally relate to Erin's cord mess. I think Andy is only recently starting to realize that cords are no decorations.
This is a riot! Very clever ladies. And so interesting and fun to see what it would be like in our better half's shoes. I know my husband would have 1 throw pillow. He doesn't understand the need for multiples. And because he is 6'4" all of the art work would be hung way too high.
This was such a fun swap! I loved it! I think our house would be all bare essentials if Jesse was in charge of decorating too! And definitely lots of Star Wars posters! I am framing the 3 vintage Star Wars posters we have to hang in his man cave.
hahaha so fun. Love the lawn chair thing, mainly because it reminds me of my little brother's old apartment. he shared it with 3 guys and their living room furniture was some janky couch and folding lawn chairs. Good times. :)
Oh my gosh, this is *HILARIOUS*! Now I need to go catch up on all the other stuff and get my laughs in for the week! I'm pretty sure that hubby's house would look a lot like these guys'...except we would also add dirty clothes/dishes/gun parts to the melee...They are *SO* lucky they have us!
I am laughing so hard about that lawn chair. I wouldn't have believed it if you hadn't shown the pic. Thanks you made my night.
my hubby would ban all pillows too! WHY do men hate pillows??! How can you hate something cute and squishy/comfy?
When I met my husband his condo was actually very well put together. He has a friend who's an artist and he had a nice collection of large abstract paintings. The furniture was decent. All in all I was impressed. He definitely wouldn't have any type of decorative pillows or curtains for sure. We have very similar tastes though and he's actually made some great executive decisions so I'm pretty lucky.
If his college days are any judge of things, he wouldn't have a single thing on the walls. He'd be happy with the mishmash of hand me down furniture(some of which still lives at our house, though I've painted or redone it all.) When my husband and I started living together, the agreement was that the inside of the house was mine and the outside his. It works pretty well.
I really loved this series ladies! It kept me entertained all week! I just asked Jordan what our house would look like if he was allowed to decorate, and he said we would probably be sitting on the floor right now surrounded by pizza boxes and beer bottles. Yep, sounds about right!
Oh this is SO funny!!! Why are guys so challenged in this area?!
Thank goodness for women right?!
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